Google or Yahoo ???

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D ;)

Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Santa in court

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

Headlights and wipers

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

Dosti is something that no1 can hate

Dosti is something that no1 can hate,
Dosti is a passion we can never rate;
Dosti can happen anytime early or late,
Dosti is only Medicine, without Expiry date.

Earth may stop rotating

Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But i will never stop
Missing you my friend.